I’m too busy with Christmas preparations to blog much just now, but I must bring you this breaking news.
Jammie dodgers, one of Britain’s favourite biscuits, (shortcake with a jam centre,) are to be re-named. The manufacturers are worried about the negative implications of “jammie” (undeservedly fortunate) and “dodger” (one who avoids work.) No decision has yet been made about a more politically correct alternative.
It’s on the BikiLeaks website, so it must be true.